Or don't bother and leave us all in peace.
No rule 1 of hot nurses, you're a disgrace to the forum!
All the best old boy...
Get well soon Enz...
Rumor has it it's plastic surgery.
He's having a tit grafted onto his stomach so he can play with it whilst having a wank...
He's having a tit grafted onto his stomach so he can play with it whilst having a wank...
My ability to remember 70s lyrics far outweighs my ability to remember what the fuck I walked into the kitchen for..
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Ah shit, what's wrong with him?
Rest up and fix up you old bugger.
Rest up and fix up you old bugger.
Nothing serious.
He opened up an envelope that had his renewal for his Black Fern membership and it'd gone up by a NZ dollar.
It went downhill from there..
He opened up an envelope that had his renewal for his Black Fern membership and it'd gone up by a NZ dollar.
It went downhill from there..
My ability to remember 70s lyrics far outweighs my ability to remember what the fuck I walked into the kitchen for..
Everything is hot at my age.
Thought I had missed out on getting an angiogram until Monday or Tuesday but the smell of my farts got to them so they are opening the cathlab on Saturday to get rid of me.
I hope
I drink and I forget things.
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Sterkte Oom Enz. Get well soon.
Enzedder wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 4:45 amEverything is hot at my age.
Thought I had missed out on getting an angiogram until Monday or Tuesday but the smell of my farts got to them so they are opening the cathlab on Saturday to get rid of me.
I hope

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Enz, have you thought about getting a bike? They are amazing for robust fitness. Low impact and high intensity, bike work tends to fix all sorts of ailments.
I just pictured Enz like the other old buggers around here in their too-wide, too-low recumbent bikes!Muttonbird wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:08 am Enz, have you thought about getting a bike? They are amazing for robust fitness. Low impact and high intensity, bike work tends to fix all sorts of ailments.

We'll forgive the "solid 11" lack of rule one because you're clearly not well. All the best, mate!
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It should be a fricken banning offence for not checking/fixing your images.Niegs wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:58 pmI just pictured Enz like the other old buggers around here in their too-wide, too-low recumbent bikes!Muttonbird wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:08 am Enz, have you thought about getting a bike? They are amazing for robust fitness. Low impact and high intensity, bike work tends to fix all sorts of ailments.
We'll forgive the "solid 11" lack of rule one because you're clearly not well. All the best, mate!