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Jim Lahey
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Cyclist hit by a vehicle - probably a white van or an Audi

Man shot in kneecaps/elbows (Northern Ireland) - he probably deserved it
Ian Madigan for Ireland.
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Jim Lahey wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 9:58 am Cyclist hit by a vehicle - probably a white van or an Audi

Man shot in kneecaps/elbows (Northern Ireland) - he probably deserved it
Cyclist hit by a motorist, unless of course it was self-drive.
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South Africa lost a test match - ref must have had a shocker.
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Jim Lahey
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assfly wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 11:42 am South Africa lost a test match - ref must have had a shocker.
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England lost a test match - Ben Youngs must have been playing.
Ian Madigan for Ireland.
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Jim Lahey wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:09 pm
assfly wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 11:42 am South Africa lost a test match - ref must have had a shocker.
:thumbup:

England lost a test match - Ben Youngs must have been playing.
Ireland lost a Test match - must be a RWC year
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Wales won a test match - opposition had a player sent off
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Jim Lahey
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Sandstorm wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:30 pm
Jim Lahey wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:09 pm
assfly wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 11:42 am South Africa lost a test match - ref must have had a shocker.
:thumbup:

England lost a test match - Ben Youngs must have been playing.
Ireland lost a Test match - must be a RWC year
20th Feb and still waiting bru :cool:
Its normally in the warmup games and the group stages when the bed truely gets shat on.
Ian Madigan for Ireland.
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Bath won - typo
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US Mass shooter taken in alive = White

Musician died = drugs

Politician categorically denies = Lying
“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.”
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Jim Lahey
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Actor/Musician/Sportsperson says something political - slow fucking news day. Nothing depressing enough has happened today to make the news ahead of it.
Ian Madigan for Ireland.
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Woman and her kids found dead = The husband/partner did it.
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Man stabbed in the Gorbals .... painful?
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