NPR

Cyclist hit by a vehicle - probably a white van or an Audi

Man shot in kneecaps/elbows (Northern Ireland) - he probably deserved it

Jim Lahey wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 9:58 am Cyclist hit by a vehicle - probably a white van or an Audi

Man shot in kneecaps/elbows (Northern Ireland) - he probably deserved it

Cyclist hit by a motorist, unless of course it was self-drive.

South Africa lost a test match - ref must have had a shocker.

assfly wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 11:42 am South Africa lost a test match - ref must have had a shocker.

England lost a test match - Ben Youngs must have been playing.

Jim Lahey wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:09 pm

assfly wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 11:42 am South Africa lost a test match - ref must have had a shocker.

England lost a test match - Ben Youngs must have been playing.

Ireland lost a Test match - must be a RWC year

Wales won a test match - opposition had a player sent off

Sandstorm wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:30 pm

Jim Lahey wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:09 pm

assfly wrote: Mon Feb 20, 2023 11:42 am South Africa lost a test match - ref must have had a shocker.

England lost a test match - Ben Youngs must have been playing.

Ireland lost a Test match - must be a RWC year

20th Feb and still waiting bru
Its normally in the warmup games and the group stages when the bed truely gets shat on.

Bath won - typo

US Mass shooter taken in alive = White

Musician died = drugs

Politician categorically denies = Lying

Actor/Musician/Sportsperson says something political - slow fucking news day. Nothing depressing enough has happened today to make the news ahead of it.

Woman and her kids found dead = The husband/partner did it.

Man stabbed in the Gorbals .... painful?