Kim Jong Un going; again, again and again...

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How many times this year alone?



and to revive this

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I genuinely laughed out loud at that second headline :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Kim Jong Ill?
Yep, now Kim Jong Un conscious !
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Lemoentjie wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:35 am I genuinely laughed out loud at that second headline :lol: :lol: :lol:
As did I just then when I read it!
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future headlines perhaps

Kim Jong Undead?
Kim Jong Unkillable
Dead?: Kim Jong Unknown
Kim Jong Untouchable
Kim Jong Under house arrest
Kim Jong Unfuckable (ok this is true)
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He's baaaacckkk!
Kim Jong-un has appeared in public for the first time in 20 days, North Korean state media says. KCNA news agency reports that the North Korean leader cut the ribbon at the opening of a fertiliser factory. It adds that people at the factory "broke into thunderous cheers of hurrah" when he appeared on Friday.

The reported appearance - his first since an event on state media on 12 April - comes amid global speculation over his health.

The latest reports from North Korean media could not be independently confirmed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52508437
His sister's reportedly AWOL now...
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They seem to have a lot of new fertiliser factories in NK
All the money you made will never buy back your soul
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Slick wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 11:52 am They seem to have a lot of new fertiliser factories in NK
Recycling the content of the state media.
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I have it on good authority that local human rights groups are furious that there's not enough diversity being represented in those being ended by anti-aircraft guns at close range.
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Hal Jordan wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 12:38 pm
Slick wrote: Wed Sep 09, 2020 11:52 am They seem to have a lot of new fertiliser factories in NK
Recycling the content of the state media.
Soylent Green springs to mind
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The daughter emerges as a likely successor

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Better haircut
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2, 3, 4, 1.
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Oxbow wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 7:36 am2, 3, 4, 1.
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Guy Smiley wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 7:16 am The daughter emerges as a likely successor

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Worst Dr Suess book cover ever
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Oxbow wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 7:36 am2, 3, 4, 1.
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Guy Smiley wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 7:16 am The daughter emerges as a likely successor

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Fab jackets
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Uncle fester wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 9:00 am Fab jackets
Kim's one is all wrong around the armhole, see how it pulls across his moob?
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epwc wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 9:06 am
Uncle fester wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 9:00 am Fab jackets
Kim's one is all wrong around the armhole, see how it pulls across his moob?
It's called "Soviet cut". You need to have a certain chutzpah to pull it off.
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epwc wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 9:06 am
Uncle fester wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 9:00 am Fab jackets
Kim's one is all wrong around the armhole, see how it pulls across his moob?
Are you volunteering to be the one who tells him?
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Kiwias wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 10:07 am Are you volunteering to be the one who tells him?
I'm definitely stupid enough to, given the oppoprtunity
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Uncle fester wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 9:49 am
epwc wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 9:06 am
Uncle fester wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 9:00 am Fab jackets
Kim's one is all wrong around the armhole, see how it pulls across his moob?
It's called "Soviet cut". You need to have a certain chutzpah to pull it off.
Wasn't that a joke that in the USSR; things were designed for the perfect, "Soviet Man", or "Soviet Woman", & that was why they were such fucking awful fits, or ridiculously uncomfortable ?

It's wasn't that the seats in Aeroflot were designed for hunchback dwarfs, it was that you weren't a proper Soviet man !

Your suit fit like a potato sack, not because Stevie Wonder cut it, but because you weren't a proper Soviet man !
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Sure look at all the pictures of Russian commanders in the Ukraine war thread. They look like their uniforms came from some discount costume rental.
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Uncle fester wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 10:09 pm Sure look at all the pictures of Russian commanders in the Ukraine war thread. They look like their uniforms came from some discount costume rental.
Their uniforms come with extra large pockets in the back so they can put lead in them to counter balance he enormous weight of the medals in on the front
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Disappointed that no-one has yet asked what they are looking at in that photo.
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Guy Smiley wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 10:31 pm Disappointed that no-one has yet asked what they are looking at in that photo.
McDonald’s the other side of the border?
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Uncle fester wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 10:09 pm Sure look at all the pictures of Russian commanders in the Ukraine war thread. They look like their uniforms came from some discount costume rental.
I remember watching a Youtube video that brought up the issue of contemporary Russian uniforms, either Perun or Lazerpig, and it is another instance of procurement corruption. They look like cheap knock-offs, because they actually are cheap knock-offs.
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Hellraiser wrote: Wed Jul 31, 2024 9:32 am
Uncle fester wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 10:09 pm Sure look at all the pictures of Russian commanders in the Ukraine war thread. They look like their uniforms came from some discount costume rental.
I remember watching a Youtube video that brought up the issue of contemporary Russian uniforms, either Perun or Lazerpig, and it is another instance of procurement corruption. They look like cheap knock-offs, because they actually are cheap knock-offs.
But surely the senior commanders can afford some decent uniforms?
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Uncle fester wrote: Wed Jul 31, 2024 7:41 pm
Hellraiser wrote: Wed Jul 31, 2024 9:32 am
Uncle fester wrote: Tue Jul 30, 2024 10:09 pm Sure look at all the pictures of Russian commanders in the Ukraine war thread. They look like their uniforms came from some discount costume rental.
I remember watching a Youtube video that brought up the issue of contemporary Russian uniforms, either Perun or Lazerpig, and it is another instance of procurement corruption. They look like cheap knock-offs, because they actually are cheap knock-offs.
But surely the senior commanders can afford some decent uniforms?
Too busy paying bribes
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