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The second great debate
- Guy Smiley
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If you have cats, A makes it impossible for them to unroll the whole thing if they decide to do that mad demon possession thing they do punching on with the roll.

- Guy Smiley
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Had a friend stay with me in Perth for a few months. She would change the roll to B and even sneaked into my ensuite to change mine when I was at workJb1981 wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 7:36 am A.
And passionately enough to change it if the kids have put one on the wrong way at home. It’s a classier aesthetic.
- Uncle fester
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A is for filthy animals trying their best to spread bacteria.
It’s seems you are correct but this is only according to “science”.Uncle fester wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 7:41 am A is for filthy animals trying their best to spread bacteria.
A.
- Guy Smiley
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I learnt, when my daughter was still in nappies, that front to back is THE correct way to wipe... for hygiene.
- average joe
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When you're cleaning a baby girls arse, yes. Not for grown men though. No on likes a shit smeared ballsack.Guy Smiley wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 8:08 amI learnt, when my daughter was still in nappies, that front to back is THE correct way to wipe... for hygiene.
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Uhhhh…. No. So, keep your ballsack in front of your arsehole then, eh?average joe wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 8:23 amWhen you're cleaning a baby girls arse, yes. Not for grown men though. No on likes a shit smeared ballsack.Guy Smiley wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 8:08 amI learnt, when my daughter was still in nappies, that front to back is THE correct way to wipe... for hygiene.
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I read that completely wrong and replied completely wrong. Front to back is the only correct way for both. Must have been using the dutchman part of my cerebellar cortex.Guy Smiley wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 8:59 amUhhhh…. No. So, keep your ballsack in front of your arsehole then, eh?average joe wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 8:23 amWhen you're cleaning a baby girls arse, yes. Not for grown men though. No on likes a shit smeared ballsack.Guy Smiley wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 8:08 am
I learnt, when my daughter was still in nappies, that front to back is THE correct way to wipe... for hygiene.

For a moment I thought my arsehole was in the wrong place all this time...average joe wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 9:29 amI read that completely wrong and replied completely wrong. Front to back is the only correct way for both. Must have been using the dutchman part of my cerebellar cortex.Guy Smiley wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 8:59 amUhhhh…. No. So, keep your ballsack in front of your arsehole then, eh?average joe wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 8:23 am
When you're cleaning a baby girls arse, yes. Not for grown men though. No on likes a shit smeared ballsack.![]()

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Pubs with carpets.TB63 wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 9:37 am Drag myself across the carpet like a dog with an itchy arse.
And I've also been banned from Wetherspoons..

- Guy Smiley
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Every hotel on the planet has a fucking bible in the bedside table, too...
Additionally B was specifically mentioned on the patent.Guy Smiley wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 10:38 amEvery hotel on the planet has a fucking bible in the bedside table, too...
- Guy Smiley
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Righto...
I wasn't going to do this but you've forced my hand


I wasn't going to do this but you've forced my hand


Fucking terrible stuff, like that IZAL tracing paper that just smears it all over.Guy Smiley wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 10:49 am Righto...
I wasn't going to do this but you've forced my hand
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You just turn the roll and the paper just errr… it comes to you.Mahoney wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 10:57 am B you can easily grasp the paper. A you have to work a bit harder to get your fingers between the paper and the wall. I don't get how it's even a debate.
Some of us just find pulling easier than others, it seems.Guy Smiley wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 11:06 amYou just turn the roll and the paper just errr… it comes to you.Mahoney wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 10:57 am B you can easily grasp the paper. A you have to work a bit harder to get your fingers between the paper and the wall. I don't get how it's even a debate.
Firstly that's harder - turn the roll, then grasp the paper, rather than just, you know, grasping the paper.
Secondly it means a greatly increased chance of getting your fingerprints over paper that someone else then uses, which is a bit icky.
Secondly it means a greatly increased chance of getting your fingerprints over paper that someone else then uses, which is a bit icky.
Wha daur meddle wi' me?
- Guy Smiley
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Oooohhh….Mahoney wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 11:11 am Firstly that's harder - turn the roll, then grasp the paper, rather than just, you know, grasping the paper.
Secondly it means a greatly increased chance of getting your fingerprints over paper that someone else then uses, which is a bit icky.
I hadn’t thought of that.
eeeeeexcellllent
The beside table is where most churchie dicks keep their bibles too. Gee hotels are onto it.Guy Smiley wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 10:38 amEvery hotel on the planet has a fucking bible in the bedside table, too...
- average joe
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I just put the roll on top of the bog. Makes it easier to wrap it around my hand and I don't have to remove the old carton inner on the roller. Strangely enough, the next day I find it has magically put itself on the roller.
- Tilly Orifice
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B is the official correct way, as endorsed by people who for some reason care about these things.
A for me, because thats how my parents did it when I was a kid, and I'm used to it.
A for me, because thats how my parents did it when I was a kid, and I'm used to it.
What would Jesus do?Guy Smiley wrote: Fri Mar 11, 2022 10:38 amEvery hotel on the planet has a fucking bible in the bedside table, too...
B
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- redderneck
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Just thank the Labrador Gods there's enough sheets left, is the only correct answer.