The second great debate

[ASMO]

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B

[Jb1981]

A.

And passionately enough to change it if the kids have put one on the wrong way at home. It’s a classier aesthetic.

[Guy Smiley]

If you have cats, A makes it impossible for them to unroll the whole thing if they decide to do that mad demon possession thing they do punching on with the roll.

[Guy Smiley]

A.

And passionately enough to change it if the kids have put one on the wrong way at home. It’s a classier aesthetic.

Had a friend stay with me in Perth for a few months. She would change the roll to B and even sneaked into my ensuite to change mine when I was at work

[Uncle fester]

A is for filthy animals trying their best to spread bacteria.

[Jb1981]

A is for filthy animals trying their best to spread bacteria.

It’s seems you are correct but this is only according to “science”.



A.

[Slick]

It matters little to me.

Seemingly life or death situation to my wife though, so B for me

[ASMO]

A is people who wipe front to back!!

[Guy Smiley]

A is people who wipe front to back!!

I learnt, when my daughter was still in nappies, that front to back is THE correct way to wipe... for hygiene.

[Jb1981]

The correct way to rip toilet paper?

[average joe]

A is people who wipe front to back!!

I learnt, when my daughter was still in nappies, that front to back is THE correct way to wipe... for hygiene.

When you're cleaning a baby girls arse, yes. Not for grown men though. No on likes a shit smeared ballsack.

[Guy Smiley]

A is people who wipe front to back!!

I learnt, when my daughter was still in nappies, that front to back is THE correct way to wipe... for hygiene.

When you're cleaning a baby girls arse, yes. Not for grown men though. No on likes a shit smeared ballsack.

Uhhhh…. No. So, keep your ballsack in front of your arsehole then, eh?

[average joe]

I learnt, when my daughter was still in nappies, that front to back is THE correct way to wipe... for hygiene.

When you're cleaning a baby girls arse, yes. Not for grown men though. No on likes a shit smeared ballsack.

Uhhhh…. No. So, keep your ballsack in front of your arsehole then, eh?

I read that completely wrong and replied completely wrong. Front to back is the only correct way for both. Must have been using the dutchman part of my cerebellar cortex.

[Guy Smiley]

[TB63]

Drag myself across the carpet like a dog with an itchy arse.


And I've also been banned from Wetherspoons..

[Grandpa]

When you're cleaning a baby girls arse, yes. Not for grown men though. No on likes a shit smeared ballsack.

Uhhhh…. No. So, keep your ballsack in front of your arsehole then, eh?

I read that completely wrong and replied completely wrong. Front to back is the only correct way for both. Must have been using the dutchman part of my cerebellar cortex.

For a moment I thought my arsehole was in the wrong place all this time...

[Uncle fester]

Drag myself across the carpet like a dog with an itchy arse.


And I've also been banned from Wetherspoons..

Pubs with carpets.

[Mr Bungle]

It’s B, you plebs, and every hotel on the planet agrees.

[Guy Smiley]

It’s B, you plebs, and every hotel on the planet agrees.

Every hotel on the planet has a fucking bible in the bedside table, too...

[ASMO]

It’s B, you plebs, and every hotel on the planet agrees.

Every hotel on the planet has a fucking bible in the bedside table, too...

Additionally B was specifically mentioned on the patent.

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[Guy Smiley]

Righto...

I wasn't going to do this but you've forced my hand

[ASMO]

Righto...

I wasn't going to do this but you've forced my hand

Fucking terrible stuff, like that IZAL tracing paper that just smears it all over.

[Mahoney]

B you can easily grasp the paper. A you have to work a bit harder to get your fingers between the paper and the wall. I don't get how it's even a debate.

[Guy Smiley]

B you can easily grasp the paper. A you have to work a bit harder to get your fingers between the paper and the wall. I don't get how it's even a debate.

You just turn the roll and the paper just errr… it comes to you.

[JM2K6]

B you can easily grasp the paper. A you have to work a bit harder to get your fingers between the paper and the wall. I don't get how it's even a debate.

You just turn the roll and the paper just errr… it comes to you.

Some of us just find pulling easier than others, it seems.

[Mahoney]

Firstly that's harder - turn the roll, then grasp the paper, rather than just, you know, grasping the paper.

Secondly it means a greatly increased chance of getting your fingerprints over paper that someone else then uses, which is a bit icky.

[Guy Smiley]

Firstly that's harder - turn the roll, then grasp the paper, rather than just, you know, grasping the paper.

Secondly it means a greatly increased chance of getting your fingerprints over paper that someone else then uses, which is a bit icky.

Oooohhh….

I hadn’t thought of that.

eeeeeexcellllent

[Mr Bungle]

It’s B, you plebs, and every hotel on the planet agrees.

Every hotel on the planet has a fucking bible in the bedside table, too...

The beside table is where most churchie dicks keep their bibles too. Gee hotels are onto it.

[average joe]

I just put the roll on top of the bog. Makes it easier to wrap it around my hand and I don't have to remove the old carton inner on the roller. Strangely enough, the next day I find it has magically put itself on the roller.

[Tilly Orifice]

B is the official correct way, as endorsed by people who for some reason care about these things.

A for me, because thats how my parents did it when I was a kid, and I'm used to it.

[Niegs]

Saying A just to keep the fires burning and the hate flowing.

A little more friction that way for a nice and easy pull. And where I live, the holder sticks out quite far, so there's none of this 'touching the wall' reaching nonsense.

[Grandpa]

It’s B, you plebs, and every hotel on the planet agrees.

Every hotel on the planet has a fucking bible in the bedside table, too...

What would Jesus do?

B

[Calculon]

B, I've never even seen anyone do A. Definitely marks you as a massive wrong'un if you do

[notfatcat]

A for women, B for men.

[Blackmac]

I knew Ukraine wouldn't hold the public's attention for long.

[geordie_6]

I knew Ukraine wouldn't hold the public's attention for long.

Is the next next great debate how they hang the bog roll in Ukraine?

[fishfoodie]

I knew Ukraine wouldn't hold the public's attention for long.

Is the next next great debate how they hang the bog roll in Ukraine?

On radio antennas apparently

[lemonhead]

B if I devote any thought whatsoever

A if I'm hungover and past caring

[redderneck]

Just thank the Labrador Gods there's enough sheets left, is the only correct answer.

[Niegs]

Let's be honest lads, it's mostly this ...