I'm not that sure he does 'tongue in cheek'.Grandpa wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 11:36 amWas Calculon's tongue firmly in his cheek too?Kiwias wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:11 amIf you are referring to my comment, rest assured that it was said with tongue firmly in cheek. I did not think it needed to be made more obvious.TB63 wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:40 am Sorry. But what an inane and stupid statement.
Can you imagine the scenario and how it would be perceived if an adult teacher and a 6yr old had a Mexican standoff with loaded weapons and the teacher shoots first.
The gun culture in the US and the fucking stupid parents, who somehow let a 6 yr old have access to a loaded handgun, and managed to take it into school. The mindset of that household must be certifiable..![]()
Another mass shooting in the US
Surely at the start of each lesson teachers should shoot a random kid in the class as a pre-emptive strike.. to show they shouldn't be mucked around with?EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 11:59 amChildren are also particularly dextrous so in a quick draw Mcgraw scenario the 6 year old would be blowing the smoke from the barrel before the teacher had started looking in their handbag. For this reason open carry is vital for pre and primary school teachersCalculon wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 11:47 amIt's for SELF DEFENSE! You have to give your teachers a fighting chance. In this case the teacher was already at a disadvantage being a woman (as most primary school teachers are) and a larger target than the six year old.TB63 wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:40 am Sorry. But what an inane and stupid statement.
Can you imagine the scenario and how it would be perceived if an adult teacher and a 6yr old had a Mexican standoff with loaded weapons and the teacher shoots first.
The gun culture in the US and the fucking stupid parents, who somehow let a 6 yr old have access to a loaded handgun, and managed to take it into school. The mindset of that household must be certifiable..
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There aren't many people whose death i would celebrate but Murdoch is one of them.EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 11:55 am Murdoch is a dirty cunt and directly responsible for much of the mess in the West. Look at the 1920's and the Teapot Dome scandal. A member of the cabinet went to prison. We are so drowned in scandal and bombarded with shit in the media it would hardly make a ripple these days.
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The child's greatest advantage is that it would take a seriously sick f*ck to shoot a six year old. I think the 99.9% majority of teachers just couldn't do it even in a Mexican stand off.Blackmac wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 12:06 pmDon't forget that the 6 year old also has the advantage of being a smaller target.EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 11:59 amChildren are also particularly dextrous so in a quick draw Mcgraw scenario the 6 year old would be blowing the smoke from the barrel before the teacher had started looking in their handbag. For this reason open carry is vital for pre and primary school teachersCalculon wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 11:47 am
It's for SELF DEFENSE! You have to give your teachers a fighting chance. In this case the teacher was already at a disadvantage being a woman (as most primary school teachers are) and a larger target than the six year old.
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The idea of teachers having guns is just sick.
They should have tasers. That'll learn the little shits.
They should have tasers. That'll learn the little shits.
Tasers vs Guns, not a good ideainactionman wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 3:12 pm The idea of teachers having guns is just sick.
They should have tasers. That'll learn the little shits.
Ideally for a CQB environment you'd want the teacher to have a PCC (provided the student is not wearing body armour) but for practical purposes any wonder nine would have to do
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Big, fuckoff tasers.Calculon wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 3:41 pmTasers vs Guns, not a good ideainactionman wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 3:12 pm The idea of teachers having guns is just sick.
They should have tasers. That'll learn the little shits.
Ideally for a CQB environment you'd want the teacher to have a PCC (provided the student is not wearing body armour) but for practical purposes any wonder nine would have to do
Grandpa wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 2:03 pmSurely at the start of each lesson teachers should shoot a random kid in the glass as a preemptive strike.. to show they shouldn't be mucked around with?EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 11:59 amChildren are also particularly dextrous so in a quick draw Mcgraw scenario the 6 year old would be blowing the smoke from the barrel before the teacher had started looking in their handbag. For this reason open carry is vital for pre and primary school teachersCalculon wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 11:47 am
It's for SELF DEFENSE! You have to give your teachers a fighting chance. In this case the teacher was already at a disadvantage being a woman (as most primary school teachers are) and a larger target than the six year old.
I've been doing that with my grandchildren...
Might be out in 60 yes..
I love watching little children running and screaming, playing hide and seek in the playground.
They don't know I'm using blanks..
They don't know I'm using blanks..
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Again, hard to hit the little bar stewards in time. Best to fit them all with shock-collars, & then have a, Big Red Button on the teachers desk.inactionman wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 3:12 pm The idea of teachers having guns is just sick.
They should have tasers. That'll learn the little shits.
One word out of line, & they all go down !
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Hey, Hey, Hey .... let's not forget that having fun leads to these little monsters !EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:49 pm Agree with everyone. We pretend children are a good laugh and they say funny stuff but facts are they suck us all dry and the teachers are one of the last bulwarks against the little shits. Arm them to the teeth and we can all go out clubbing again
Before you have fun; have the snip !
I think this is the benevolent route.. and should be encouraged... remember they're our future adults...fishfoodie wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:37 pmAgain, hard to hit the little bar stewards in time. Best to fit them all with shock-collars, & then have a, Big Red Button on the teachers desk.inactionman wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 3:12 pm The idea of teachers having guns is just sick.
They should have tasers. That'll learn the little shits.
One word out of line, & they all go down !
And as for the six year old.. what a cutie..EnergiseR2 wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:09 am
I cannot be the only person who is thinking she is very shootable

Amen brother.EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:49 pm Agree with everyone. We pretend children are a good laugh and they say funny stuff but facts are they suck us all dry and the teachers are one of the last bulwarks against the little shits. Arm them to the teeth and we can all go out clubbing again
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Clubbing! Too loud and I need to be in bed the same day as I got up. Just a nice quiet boozer with seats available and a good beer please!Jim Lahey wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 11:10 amAmen brother.EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:49 pm Agree with everyone. We pretend children are a good laugh and they say funny stuff but facts are they suck us all dry and the teachers are one of the last bulwarks against the little shits. Arm them to the teeth and we can all go out clubbing again
dpedin wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:25 pmClubbing! Too loud and I need to be in bed the same day as I got up. Just a nice quiet boozer with seats available and a good beer please!Jim Lahey wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 11:10 amAmen brother.EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:49 pm Agree with everyone. We pretend children are a good laugh and they say funny stuff but facts are they suck us all dry and the teachers are one of the last bulwarks against the little shits. Arm them to the teeth and we can all go out clubbing again
I used to like it in Edinburgh when the pubs cleared to go the clubs and you'd get seats around a big table with your mates
Thought that said seals for a moment. Must have been the clubbing connection.dpedin wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:25 pmClubbing! Too loud and I need to be in bed the same day as I got up. Just a nice quiet boozer with seats available and a good beer please!Jim Lahey wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 11:10 amAmen brother.EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:49 pm Agree with everyone. We pretend children are a good laugh and they say funny stuff but facts are they suck us all dry and the teachers are one of the last bulwarks against the little shits. Arm them to the teeth and we can all go out clubbing again
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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Isn't clubbing quieter than shooting, though?dpedin wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:25 pmClubbing! Too loud and I need to be in bed the same day as I got up. Just a nice quiet boozer with seats available and a good beer please!Jim Lahey wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 11:10 amAmen brother.EnergiseR2 wrote: Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:49 pm Agree with everyone. We pretend children are a good laugh and they say funny stuff but facts are they suck us all dry and the teachers are one of the last bulwarks against the little shits. Arm them to the teeth and we can all go out clubbing again
10 shot dead at lunar new year event
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-us-canada-64365251
I hope it's not a racially motivated attack
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-us-canada-64365251
I hope it's not a racially motivated attack
As of the 23rd of January there have been 38 mass shootings in the US this year
https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/repo ... s-shooting
https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/repo ... s-shooting
One of the comments attacked, I think, a conservative reporter saying this must be shown when someone says "The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun." Well clearly cast iron balls, a bit of wrestling, and some stern scolding can too!
(Not that people should have to face gun violence and be put into a situation that causes some to be so brave/selfless, and not that those cunts will listen, but ... )
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Would he have been done for first degree murder if he shot the guy with his own gun?
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It certainly wouldn't rise to the level of 1st Degree murder.
For one he didn't bring the gun to the party. If he'd taken the gun off him, & then cold-bloodedly shot him, he could get charged with a lesser charge, but only if the DA wanted to waste their time, & not get re-elected, because there isn't a snowballs chance in hell of getting a conviction.
For one he didn't bring the gun to the party. If he'd taken the gun off him, & then cold-bloodedly shot him, he could get charged with a lesser charge, but only if the DA wanted to waste their time, & not get re-elected, because there isn't a snowballs chance in hell of getting a conviction.
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Damn right - you'd be terrifiedKawazaki wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 5:50 am
Policeman sees that and he'd shoot and kill the guy holding the gun at the end.
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Info looks vague atm
Updated a little, and not good - a school again...Multiple people have been injured in a shooting in Nashville, Tennessee, according to local authorities.
Three children have been killed in a shooting in Nashville, Tennessee, according to local authorities.
On Twitter, the city's fire department said there were "multiple patients" from an incident at a local school.
The tweet added that the area remains "an active scene".
Nashville police report they engaged the shooter and the person is now dead.
Primary school :(tabascoboy wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2023 4:18 pm Info looks vague atm
Updated a little, and not good - a school again...Multiple people have been injured in a shooting in Nashville, Tennessee, according to local authorities.
Three children have been killed in a shooting in Nashville, Tennessee, according to local authorities.
On Twitter, the city's fire department said there were "multiple patients" from an incident at a local school.
The tweet added that the area remains "an active scene".
Nashville police report they engaged the shooter and the person is now dead.
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This is the family Christmas pic the Congressman representing the district where the latest school shooting occurred released....


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Guy Smiley wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2023 9:23 pm This is the family Christmas pic the Congressman representing the district where the latest school shooting occurred released....
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Shooter wrote: “Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shootin' stuff.”
― Bob Lee Swagger
Given the number of school shootings in the US, this was statistically likely to happen at some point. The worst people on the internet will now spend the next week arguing about the transness rather than the schools being shot up being terrible part.Ymx wrote: Mon Mar 27, 2023 9:45 pm Oh dear. After my bad gag, some suggestions circulating that it does in fact appear to be a trans. But not sure which version.
All countries have their own unique issues but America from a political perspective just seems totally fucked to continuiosly allow these things to happen while doing little/nothing to stop it.
It really needs to get to grips with itself sooner rather than later or whatever credibility it once had on the international stage will be gone.
If I lived there I'd probably want to own a gun given the state of things FFS.
It really needs to get to grips with itself sooner rather than later or whatever credibility it once had on the international stage will be gone.
If I lived there I'd probably want to own a gun given the state of things FFS.
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There’s some stat that says that 70% of mass shooters have a record for domestic violence or similar.
Yet they can’t get meaningful legislation through on that.
One trans shooter and watch the nut cases calling for a trans gun ownership ban or worse
Yet they can’t get meaningful legislation through on that.
One trans shooter and watch the nut cases calling for a trans gun ownership ban or worse
As sure as night follows day, the despicable piece of shit posts her usual "it's not the guns fault"..
I love watching little children running and screaming, playing hide and seek in the playground.
They don't know I'm using blanks..
They don't know I'm using blanks..
Tbf its not the guns fault that the shooter becomes batshit crazy enough to do it.TB63 wrote: Tue Mar 28, 2023 8:25 am As sure as night follows day, the despicable piece of shit posts her usual "it's not the guns fault"..
It is the gun's fault for the scale of the tragedies though. Some dickhead wielding a knife or some other object might take out 1 or 2 people before being taken down you'd like to think. Plus you'd need to be a physically strong person to manhandle people, whereas someone with a gun (and training using it) probably can be a streaky weasel.
The fact that an elected official is coming out with that kind of wank is worrying though.
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