The Official "Have A Whinge About How Incompetent Your Club Is" Thread

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Jim Lahey
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Ulster have had a doozy this season. And that is just off-field fuckups, never mind the embarrassing performances put in by the team on the pitch. A few examples below.

-fuck up the organisation of player transport to the Sale match in the Euro group stages, so that half the team had to fly to Birmingham and the other half to Manchester, and only got to the ground with less than an hour before kickoff. Ulster got tanked 30-odd nil.

-after getting tanked by Sale the previous week, Ulster were set to welcome the reigning European champs La Rochelle to Belfast. Except no one in the organisation bothered to look at the weather forecast, or notice how cold it was when they took the bins out. A cold snap (that was predicted to hit), hit thay week. The pitch was left uncovered and subsequently froze. Ulster were then told on the Friday that the pitch was unplayable, and the match (the biggest money earning match of the year for the club) would need to be moved to Dublin. Ulster lost around £750k due to that particular fuck up.

-now we come to the current shitshow. Ravenhill's pitch is gash, and rightly or wrongly, will be changed into a 4G pitch to avoid a repeat of the LaR fuckup. Except they havent taken into account that the plans (which were only formally submitted recently) will take around 3-4 months to be approved by Belfast City Council. Also I think the rubber bits they were planning to use have some issue with them. Plus there are some environmental concerns over the project, especially after Ulster freely admited that they dump waste into a nearby river. And the local residents (posh twats) will reject anything that will make Ravenhill more likely to hold more events like concerts etc. So it looks like there is a fair chance this project will be scrapped given the new season is 4 months away, or will go ahead but we'll not have a pitch for a few months. Knowing Ulster, I'd put money on the later, given its the much more clusterfuck-esque outcome.

Ulster were a proper local success story from the mid-00s to the mid 10s. Well run organisation, the product on the pitch was worth watching (limited success tbf), fancy new upgrade to the ground, it was the place to be in town on a match day.

Since the Paddy Jackson incident, it has been one car crash after another. I know plenty of fans that have walked away for good given how badly the situation was handled, and then the numerous fuck ups since, complete lack of accountability for whoever in the team keeps making utterly shite signings, the general head in the sand, not reading the room, marketing style of the organisation pumping out the "Everything Is Awesome" message, when in reality its a jokeshop.

God, I feel much better after that :thumbup:

Feel free to share your club's story of incompetence.
Ian Madigan for Ireland.
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Chilli
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Duane Vermeulen just signed for my club :cool:
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Chilli wrote: Tue Jun 27, 2023 7:28 am Duane Vermeulen just signed for my club :cool:
Is it too late for Kitshoff to change his mind about joining Jim’s circus?
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Jim Lahey
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Sandstorm wrote: Tue Jun 27, 2023 7:32 am
Chilli wrote: Tue Jun 27, 2023 7:28 am Duane Vermeulen just signed for my club :cool:
Is it too late for Kitshoff to change his mind about joining Jim’s circus?
Are we signing 4 or 5 of him?
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Jim Lahey
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Chilli wrote: Tue Jun 27, 2023 7:28 am Duane Vermeulen just signed for my club :cool:
Vermeulen was decent enough for Ulster tbf. But a massive stepdown from Coetzee, given we needed a blood and thunder type that could change a game on his own. Duane came up with some big moments tbf but given his age and the amount of miles on his clock, he was never going to make barnstorming runs and have a big work rate.
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Mine went into administration a few games into the season and then couldn't provide whatever proofs were required by the RFU to resume in the Championship for next season.
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Money? Yes.
Results? No.
Repeat.
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Jim Lahey wrote: Tue Jun 27, 2023 7:24 am Feel free to share your club's story of incompetence.
Nope......................you win!! :thumbup:
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sockwithaticket wrote: Tue Jun 27, 2023 8:01 am Mine went into administration a few games into the season and then couldn't provide whatever proofs were required by the RFU to resume in the Championship for next season.
Yeah, feels a bit like 'hold my beer...' bait.
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Our CEO and forwards coach went to Ulster because they are so much better than us.
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Jim Lahey
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I take it all back.

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/spor ... 84942.html

Must have stuffed the right pockets with brown envelopes :thumbup:

This year is going to be our year :spin
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JM2K6
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Looks like that money cost them a whole G. 3G surfaces :sad: :crazy:
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Jim Lahey
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JM2K6 wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 9:36 pm Looks like that money cost them a whole G. 3G surfaces :sad: :crazy:
:lol:

Tbf the BelTel is not renowned for their striling journalism.
I'm led to believe there was some row over it being a hybrid/4G, not sure what the outcome was.

If it'll make our backs' ability to catch the ball 10% higher then it'll be worth the money :thumbup:
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