
Firstly... I own an mp3 player.

But this week, it's somehow write-protected itself despite there not being a switch or option in the menu to do so. I can't even factory reset (menu option) or format it (both internally or using my laptop). I can listen to it, but can't add/remove anything.
Any ideas? (Please don't say 'use a phone' or whatever)

... alternatively, mock me with a gif!