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Biffer
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Strange monolith found in the Utah desert. They're coming. Head for the cellars.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... rt-of-utah
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Monolith in the desert you say? No idea that we were atop a Necron tomb world.
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Started reading about it before and when I heard about some possible campus prank I lost interest.

It looks like stainless steel and its been really neatly finished off. It would be a costly exercise for a prank. Its also firmly rooted in the ground and looks like its been there for awhile.
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Sards wrote: Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:15 pm Started reading about it before and when I heard about some possible campus prank I lost interest.

It looks like stainless steel and its been really neatly finished off. It would be a costly exercise for a prank. Its also firmly rooted in the ground and looks like its been there for awhile.
Yeah, it's probably an art project - there might be a dozen of them spotted around the rockies.
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How do you get a job like that? I’m keen
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Slick wrote: Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:54 pm How do you get a job like that? I’m keen
Mysterious art producer, alien overlord or sheep counting helicopter guy?
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It’s not a monolith, it’s a battery for Mrs Bimbos new dildo
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I see a local is claiming it fell from the sky. But noone wants to talk about it for fear.

In the pictures I can't see anything that looks like there was an impact from high above....


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Biffer wrote: Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:56 pm
Slick wrote: Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:54 pm How do you get a job like that? I’m keen
Mysterious art producer, alien overlord or sheep counting helicopter guy?
Definitely sheep counting helicopter guy. I don’t have the management skills for alien overlord
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Un Pilier- see what I did there?

I may cut you a bit of slack in early January unless I think you are taking the piss. Comprendez vous?
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i'm shocked their helicopter didn't crash, i guess the pilot wasn't the one counting sheep then
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Biffer
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Although the location wasn’t released, people have tracked it down and gone there

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55071058

Got to admit, if I was fabulously wealthy, I’d be tempted to do things like this, but have random monuments scattered all over the globe, all slightly different, so that people would obsess over patterns of distribution, what the differences represented etc. They would mean nothing, obviously, I’d just enjoy the theories coming in.
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